Women please read: Why I didn't buy you a drink. →

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1. zedislepidus reblogged this from sparkleneelysparkle and added:

   recently talked about this with Maggie and her sister gave her some wonderful words of wisdom about drinkbuying....

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    agreed. its nice to be offered a drink. and as a self-respecting attractive woman of 24 years, I like it when a nice...

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    there are points of this that i agree with (i personally never really understand the though processes of women who...

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    yosamanthrax:lemdi:shinyredballoon:snogintheloo:downhillup:cakeisbetter:lacienegajustsmiled:

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    This was good until he got to the end, wherein he introduced the sad chubby girl to the open-minded bro of his.

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    don’t let people buy me drinks. If someone offers to get me a drink I slap a fiver in their hand and let them go order...

37. wipethatfaceoffyourhead reblogged this from shinyredballoon and added:

    God damn skippy.

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    Okay I kind of enjoyed this cheesy feel-good-reality-check-fest.. Think it’s true?...

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    cakeisbetter:lacienegajustsmiled:

41. downhillup reblogged this from cakeisbetter and added:

    Good story. Don’t google this if you don’t want to laugh/be disappointed. The notes. D’oh! haha.

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    This was intriguing until I got to the end and read about how much he pitied the “big girl.” Fuck you, asshole. Who do...

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    The dude you e-mailed is probably...general who copied and pasted someone else’s stuff...

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